This post was originally written back in September. It has been sitting in my draft folder because I have been either too busy or too tired to finish it.
Before I start with this rant, I just want to say that I no longer envy big chested women. I will gladly keep my C cups. Personally, I find big breasts to be a pain in the ass and I no longer wish to look like Dolly Pardon. Mission: Deflate.